Protect your phone from the dangers of having unprotected dips? This video from Gizmodo shows how you can protect your phone just like you protect yourself. I think you can find sizes that match any kind of phone. I'd recommend using the Magnum for the N800 though. By the end of this procedure you'll be the proud owner of a water proof phone.
If your phone is already wet, then it might be worth it if you consider this.
P.S: The girl might wake you up.